I’m giving up Cheez-Its. Not for Lent, but forever. After eating six of these suckers tonight I spent the evening nauseated as if I had feasted at Taco Bell followed by a never-ending roller coaster ride. This ain’t the first time, either, that I’ve suffered a Cheez-It attack. It is the first time that only six of the damn crackers did this to me, however.
I love cheese crackers – particularly Cheez-Its and Goldfish. The Goldfish are still fair game, so to speak, but they have moved to the Watch List. As much as I love the taste of these things, they’re terribly unhealthy and they do unpleasant things to my innards. And considering my most recent physical was nothing to boast about, something needs to change. I’ll start with the Cheez-Its.
The Lutheran Zephyr 
I cured myself of cream filled doughnut holes by eating a whole package of them and then having to go to bed for a couple of hours. It was some kind of sugar overload. But in the long run, I’ve been better off because when I buy that stuff, I don’t share.
Good. Get rid of that crap, Chris. You won’t regret it. Check out realage.com for good nutritional information.