So after dinner my 2-year old daughter and I sat down for an episode of Dora the Explorer on DVD. I was exhausted, surviving on about 5 hours of sleep (I stayed up late to watch the end of the Orange Bowl) and suffering after a 30-minute run just prior to dinner. With my daughter under my right arm, a beer in my left hand, and Dora on the TV, I fell asleep.
Minutes later I woke up, startled, my pants soaked with beer and my daughter screaming. Not my best parenting moment.
The Lutheran Zephyr 
Chris, I want to thank you, because that’s the first time I’ve really laughed hard in days.
😛